A Guy Walks Into A Bar...

So a guy walks into a bar, and it is dense and it is delicious and it has a full bodied chocolate espresso flavor. Then he says to the bar, "Even though you are drop dead as it is, you would be even better sandwiching some ice cream." So he did just that, then he ate the ice cream sandwich and he was satisfied.

A guy walks into a bar, it is ooey-gooey over the top good. Filled with his favorite trio of ingredients from his childhood: graham, hershey's chocolate and mallow. He stops to devour one, then he devours another, and pretty soon he has devoured seven bars and he was satisfied.

A guy walks into a bar, and this time he is disappointed that they only serve alcohol and not delicious desserts.